The 8 minute dash

Its been a great day today. My lovely wife Dj Melly Mel was given a brand new zimmer frame ( a sunrise 2001 ) and told to do a 10 m dash. Under starters orders she hit the corridors of the Wolfson and off she went. As various doors opened along her way,you could sense she was just another number in the ongoing nhs spread betting scandal that is about to hit the tabloids in the coming weeks. She hit the finnishing line in a little over 5 mins. The physios turned her round set off the hare blew the whistle and away she went..........surprisingly more doors opened for the return leg and i wonder why! She crossed the line a little over 3 mins . I think a lot of money moved hands today.